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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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ptolemy2:

A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach on holiday. While there, the biologist wades into the sea, starts examining interesting Marine flora and fauna, gets distracted and accidentally drowns. The physicist gets enchanted by the shape of the waves coming to shore, wades into the water and accidentally drowns. The chemist upon seeing these, whips out his notebook and writes, “biologists and physicists. Insoluble in water. “

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